Do you have a first aid kit handy?

So as promised, today comes an embarrassing story that I find really funny. It happened over Thanksgiving break and it was awesome!

So I am on my way to T.J. Max to look for some clothes. I get out of my car and walk towards the door. As I get to the door, I pull on the handle and nothing happens. Then I start to jerk the handle thinking that it was jammed and still nothing happened. I finally resorted to knocking on the door to see if anyone would come and help me, but nobody did! Then I peeked inside to see that all of the old ladies inside were laughing at me.

And then I wondered, how did they get into the store?! There had to be a way in, so for like a minute more, I tried to open the door and finally I gave up. It was just not worth ladies laughing at me to save a couple of dollars. As I am walking away, a lady walks from the parking lot to the door and says "Here, let me help you with that!" and opens the other door.

Now I have to go in, but the ladies are still laughing at me. Even the cashier is participating in their revelry! I run to the back of the store, pretend to look at bedding for 3 minutes, then run back out of the store and into my car. Afterwards I drove to the other side of Harbison so that none of the ladies could find me and laugh at my misfortune anymore!

In other news, today in bio lab, we talked about the various ways that birds could die. We all dislike our T.A. so we decided to come up with interesting things to say, such as aliens, earthquakes, atomic bombs, and sliding glass screen doors. Naturally he got very frustrated with us, but that is what keeps it interesting.

In case you forgot and needed a laugh on a slow thursday: