Ramen Noodles gone wild!

So today Bernadette and I were walking through the farmer's market.  Midtown, a local church gives us some Ramen Noodles as an ad. for their church.  I got some delicious flavor like steak and she got cream chicken which makes her gag.  So after this event we go to the chicken man where I buy some paintings for a friend.  After this event, she was like "Cameron, let me put those paintings in your book bag for you."  And I just thought that she was being nice.

Turns out that she put her nasty flavored Ramen in my book bag!  So I get back to my room and see the evidence of her deceit!  So I run to the basement, and say to her "Take that you filthy animal!" as I throw the bag at her.  (What I said really was here are your noodles you creep, but I liked the other version better.) So she throws them back at me and says those are nasty!  And then I throw them under her bed and run!  So she runs after me and then throws them at me.

By now, the noodles were all crushed and the bag was weak, so when she threw it the noodles popped out and it rained Ramen in the basement!  At this time, we were both rolling on the floor laughing and then she realized that she had messed up the hallway!  So she ran up to get a vacuum from the front desk before the cleaning ladies could see her.  As she was vacuuming, the cleaning ladies came up behind her and busted her!  

Moral of the story, keep your own Ramen and don't be a creeper!